House Passes Bailout -- Em, "Rescue" -- Bill, President Bush To Speak To Nation In An Hour. Is The Bill Still A Pig? And With Lipstick? Stay Tuned.

Have you had lunch yet?

Be warned as you read the bailout -- sorry, rescue -- 427 page bill.

Update: Watch the video below:



Update #2: President Bush has signed the bailout bill into law and gone on vacation.

Don't forget, folks, that this bill started out as a 3 page document.

Yes, you read it right: 3 pages!!