I Have Finally Figured Out How Caylee Anthony Died. Read More.

After reviewing all the evidence presented at the Casey Anthony trial, I have finally figure out how Caylee died.

I am quite certain the jury in Orlando agrees with me on this:

I think Caylee,

being a baby, ACCIDENTALLY (now that's the accident part for you conspiracy theorists who suggested there was NO accident!) ingested chloroform which she must have purchased from a corner drug store (the pharmacist should be the one facing murder charges, and not Casey

).

Soon after Caylee ingested this chloroform -- sorry I forgot, accidentally ingested the chloroform -- she almost cried out, but decided she better not, and then reached for the tape which was laying near by.

Are you following me at all?

She broke the tape in strips and proceeded to tape over her mouth so as not to cry out anymore, and that's when the second accident happened -- she mistakenly taped over her nose.

Upon realizing her mistake and being tired from all the wasted energy because the weather was hot that fateful day, she decided to lay down in the swamp, figuring she'd both cool off and the swamp will be like a cushioned water bed for her to blissfully lay on, she dozed off and was accidentally (this is the third accident, mind you) drowned (this explains in a better format, the defense's drowning theory).

And Casey never partied at all, no matter what the prosecution will want you to believe, or your eyes see.

Moreover, Casey loves America,

and will never do anything to hurt a fellow American.

As for the smell in the trunk, you got it: that was where Caylee will put her dirty diapers, and if you have ever changed a baby's diaper and leave it in the trunk or trash can, you would notice that it often smells like rotting flesh.

I don't know why I never thought of all this before blaming the jury for a botched verdict.

You thank me for solving the case? Oh, you are welcomed.