More Hollyweird: O. J. Simpson "stiffs" bail bondsman, judge "stiffles" his jail release quest; Ike Turner "OD'ed" on Coke; & there's Britany Spears.

Read O. J. (by the way O. J.'s bond man is "you ring, we spring" -- no kidding) and Ike (Tina Turner's ex).

And we won't even begin to talk about the out of control Brittany Spears, who now wants to convert to Islam and move to Pakistan with her paparazzi boyfriend, causing some to suggest mental commitment and possibly bringing a HEAP of trouble for the Charlatan, Dr. Phil., for allegedly practicing psychology on her.

Ain't you glad you don't live in Hollyweird?

Update: O. J. bails.