A Major GAY Choke, And A BOLT Of "Lightning" Speed.

No more needs to be said after this story.

But you STILL want to know who won, right?

Well, Usain Bolt of Jamaica won the gold medal in the 100-meter dash, setting a world record of 9.69 seconds. The silver went to Richard Thompson of Trinidad and Tobago, and the bronze to Walter Dix of the United States.

Read more about the results here, and watch the video news below: